You Decide....

So, I went grocery shopping at this place that's supposed to have the best prices. I had to pay a $.25 deposit in order to use a shopping cart. Just as I entered the store, nature called and vehemently demanded my immediate attention. I did not want to run the risk of losing my cart and thus, losing my $.25(yes, I'm that poor and stingy) so I resumed shopping. At a certain point, I couldn't take it anymore so I just grabbed some random stuff, threw it in my cart, and ran to the bathroom. Thankfully, my cart was still there when I got back. So,

A. I probably looked like a Certifiable Damn Fool.
B. I am extremely resourceful and deserve to be showered with praise, especially by big-breasted women.
C. That's karma for my stinginess.
D. I should be more vigilant about taking Lactaid.
E. I should leave my readers alone and continue writing about the stupid shit I have been writing about.